If there's one thing that drives me nuts, it's the perception that women don't enjoy porn - or even worse, sex in general. Though they're amusing momentarily, the base assumption behind funny memes like the one above drives me up the wall. And not in a good way.
While it's nice for anyone - both women and men - when their partner does things around the house to make life easier, appreciation for a job well done is not the same thing as creaming one's pants. Take a look at these images, and tell me, honestly, if any of them do a single thing for you. My guess is NO.
What woman out there seriously gets turned on by shit like this? I mean, really. They're not even naked. They're also a little creepy.
Here's what I think:
That's right - porn women really want very closely resembles porn men want. You know, in the sense that it's got naked people bumping uglies. Call me slutty (no really, do), but I'll take a guy who can fuck me senseless but leaves socks lying about over a guy who spends all his time cleaning up and putting furniture together according to the instructions.
Over and out.
